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Siddalee

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:58 pm

Over 50 Wardrobe Tips

Many of us over 50, WAY OVER 50, OR ON HE WAY TO 50 ARE QUITE CONFUSED ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD PRESENT OURSELVES. WE'RE UNSURE
ABOUT THE KIND OF IMAGE WE ARE PROJECTING AND WHETHER OR NOT WE ARE CORRECT AS WE TRY TO CONFORM TO CURRENT FASHIONS.

DESPITE WHAT YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ON THE STREETS, THE FOLLOWING COMBINATIONS DO NOT GO TOGETHER AND SHOULD BE AVOIDED:

1. A NOSE RING AND BIFOCALS

2. SPIKED HAIR AND BALD SPOTS

3. A PIERCED TONGUE & DENTURES

4. MINISKIRTS AND SUPPORT HOSE

5. SPEEDO S AND CELLULITE

6. ANKLE BRACELET & CORN PADS

7. A BELLY BUTTON RING & A GALL BLADDER SURGERY SCAR

8. UNBUTTONED DISCO SHIRTS & A HEART MONITOR

9. MIDRIFF SHIRTS & A MIDRIFF BULGE

10. PIERCED NIPPLES THAT HANG BELOW THE WAIST

11. BIKINIS AND LIVER SPOTS

12. SHORT SHORTS & VARICOSE VEINS

13. INLINE SKATES AND A WALKER

AND THE ULTIMATE 'BAD TASTE' IN FASHION FOR THE 'OLDER FOLKS'

14. THONGS AND DEPENDS.

PLEASE KEEP THESE BASIC GUIDELINES FOREMOST IN YOUR MIND WHEN YOU SHOP.

LIFE MAY NOT BE THE PARTY WE HOPED FOR, BUT WHILE WE ARE HERE WE MIGHT AS WELL DANCE

Ya-Ya!

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CherokeeKid

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:56 pm

The visual! ROLFMAO

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gwen

Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 6:17 pm

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