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A little cruder than usual but ... it's a guy thing
A cargo ship goes down in a Pacific storm and only three survivors manage to scramble ashore on a tropical island – a man, a dog and a pig.
There is plenty of food and water and the three get on well for a few months.
One evening the man and the dog are sitting next to the fire while the pig runs about on the beach.
The man turns to the dog and says: “You know dog, when you think about it, that pig is quite attractive. I wouldn’t mind … you know … “
The dog goes ballistic. He barks and attacks the man.
This goes on for months. Every time the man thinks he might have his way with the pig, the dog is there, ready to attack.
A year goes by and there is another terrific storm. As the skies clear and the sea abates, the man goes down to the beach and there, unconscious on the sand, is Jessica Alba.
Anyway, the man carries her up the beach to shelter, brings her water and food and nurses her back to health.
On her recovery Jessica says to the man: “I owe you for saving my life. I will do anything for you. Just tell me what you want me to do.”
The man thinks for a moment and then turns to Jessica with a touch of lust in his voice and says: “ Jessica, do you reckon you can keep the dog occupied while I f*%k that pig!”
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