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ATA
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Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:54 pm |
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Love thy husband!
Love Thy Husband
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> >> A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After
his
> >>checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone.
> >>
> >> He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease,
> >>combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your
>husband
> >>will surely die."
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> >> "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and
make
>sure
> >>he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can
take
>to
> >>work. And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him."
> >>
> >> "Don't burden him with chores, as this could further his stress.
>Don't
> >>discuss your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse.
>Try to
> >>relax your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving
him
> >>plenty of backrubs."
> >>
> >> "Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on
>television.
> >>And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a
week
>and
> >>satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next 10 months
to a
>
> >>year, I think your husband will regain his health."
> >>
> >> On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the
doctor
>say?"
> >>
> >> "You're going to die," she replied.
 
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| Fashionista
Posted:
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:21 pm |
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Extremely comical!!    
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| JackC
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Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:52 pm |
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Love etiquette: click
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