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Wed Oct 25, 2006 10:42 am |
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African Orphans, The new fashion accessories FAB for celebs
Yes....the new fashion accessory for any celebrity, is the nifty African Orphan..
The celebrity goes to one of the African nations, and goes shopping in various orphanages....she/he will select from the different ages/sizes/genders...until.... the celeb picks out "the one" she/he wants, tells them to wrap up the child, and his/her "handlers" (aka nanny) will be buy later on to pick the child up and deliver it to its new home (the mansion), and the check will be in the mail!
Then the celeb is pictured with his/her new fashion accessory, and is hounded by the papparazzi, for the FIRST picture of the celeb holding its new african orphan accessory.
The celebrity is then, thought of this kind, wonderful person, who plucked the child from almost certain death, from starvation...and is seen as this wonderful, giving celebrity.
So we await with abetted breath, on which celebrity who will go get their FABULOUS little orphan accessory, pluck it out of Africa, and bring it home to its mansion in the hills! Now mind you, the celebrity will wait, the perfect timing is usually around the release of a new movie or book.....
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HMI, we are still watching you!
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