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chance
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:18 pm |
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HOW TO INSTALL AN INEXPENSIVE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to the local secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size14-16.
2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba:
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. We will be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
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| SavannahStar
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:20 pm |
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 I don't like pitbull jokes.
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| chance
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:25 pm |
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Sorry SS. I didn't mean anything by it.  I guess my redneck humor got the best of me.
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| olympic
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 9:49 pm |
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Re: HOW TO INSTALL AN INEXPENSIVE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
| chance wrote: | 1. Go to the local secondhand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, size14-16.
2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns &Ammo magazine.
3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba:
Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. We will be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls - - they attacked the mailman this morning and
messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
Cooter |
 
is it safe to practice this at home? 
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| chance
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 10:22 pm |
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olympic you must have some redneck humor in you also. 
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| olympic
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Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:02 pm |
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| chance wrote: | | olympic you must have some redneck humor in you also. |
you should see my pickup truck....
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| SavannahStar
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Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:13 am |
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| chance wrote: | | Sorry SS. I didn't mean anything by it. I guess my redneck humor got the best of me. |
 It's okay.
I love redneck humor too, in general. Did you know Larry the Cable Guy is my hero? 
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