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frazerclan
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 2:49 am |
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Drive thru' ATMs
After laughing at pro's bar-b-q task list I thought it may be time to resurrect the drive thru' ATM:
Drive-thru ATMs
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."
MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. As your window will already be down just insert card into machine and enter PIN.
3. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
4. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
5. Drive off with your arm hanging out the window.
FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
the slot provided!
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.
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| Isanah
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Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:51 am |
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 Very cute! Not so far from the truth. I'm mostly guilty of not getting close enough to the ATM. Yes, I have to open the door on occasion.
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Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:47 am |
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I'll admit to # 2-3-7 and sometimes 9 but that's it...
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| SavannahStar
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Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:53 am |
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I've seen this before and it ALWAYS cracks me up!!! A real classic!
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