At the Doctor's Office...
>This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are
>there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's
>There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you
>tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I
>know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy
>An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As he
>approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you
>seeing the Doctor for today?"
>"There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The Receptionist
>became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded Doctor's
>Room and say things like that."
>"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
>The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment
>in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
>wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem
>further with the Doctor in private."
>The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of
>others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."
>The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
>The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"
>"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.
>The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
>her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"
>"I can't piss out of it," the man replied.
>The Waiting Room erupted in laughter.