Lets have some fun! (now adult discussion)

[lushus]

The natural smell of an armpit isn't terribly appealing.

Now, the natural heady scent of ....... well, that should never be masked

Breath mint anyone?

Natalee just used her toothbrush ....

"You wonder where the semen went when you brushed your teeth with Pepsodent"

Heli, you are sooo bad ...lmao!

Yeah, I know

Now excuse me, I'm going to take a moment to tidy up with the
Venus

Batteries are dead, anyone got any AAA's

Batteries? Real women use electricity, or at least one that I knew.

Actually, the best & most popular little "devices" like the butterfly, or bullet are all batterry operated

Heli, this is Monday, the weekend is over. You aren't supposed to be talking like this.

When she pulled this nearly 2 foot long monster with a head as big as a fist out and asked me "Where can I plug this in" my eyes jumped out of my head. It was one of those that you use on your back and had 5 interchangeable heads.

heheheh, I think she forgot for a second .. hehehehe

[Need2Know]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

[lushus]

Men!

[wvgirl]

The natural smell of an armpit isn't terribly appealing.

Now, the natural heady scent of ....... well, that should never be masked

Breath mint anyone?

Natalee just used her toothbrush ....

"You wonder where the semen went when you brushed your teeth with Pepsodent"

Heli, you are sooo bad ...lmao!

Yeah, I know

Now excuse me, I'm going to take a moment to tidy up with the
Venus

Batteries are dead, anyone got any AAA's

Batteries? Real women use electricity, or at least one that I knew.

Hell my exhusband used to say he was going to get me a gas powered one...crank it up like a chain saw

[Gabrielle]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

[MoonShadows]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Good one, Gab!

[Need2Know]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

[Gabrielle]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

yeah, yeah..again, we're also well aware that when it comes "down" to it, you'll take what you can get.

[Need2Know]

The natural smell of an armpit isn't terribly appealing.

Now, the natural heady scent of ....... well, that should never be masked

Breath mint anyone?

Natalee just used her toothbrush ....

"You wonder where the semen went when you brushed your teeth with Pepsodent"

Heli, you are sooo bad ...lmao!

Yeah, I know

Now excuse me, I'm going to take a moment to tidy up with the
Venus

Batteries are dead, anyone got any AAA's

Batteries? Real women use electricity, or at least one that I knew.

Hell my exhusband used to say he was going to get me a gas powered one...crank it up like a chain saw

VRRRROOOOOOOOOMMMMM VRRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMMM buckle up baby! You can use a "little device" too! Both in tandem!

[Need2Know]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

yeah, yeah..again, we're also well aware that when it comes "down" to it, you'll take what you can get.

[lushus]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

yeah, yeah..again, we're also well aware that when it comes "down" to it, you'll take what you can get.

Good one Gaby!!!

[Need2Know]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

yeah, yeah..again, we're also well aware that when it comes "down" to it, you'll take what you can get.

Good one Gaby!!!

Now Now lushus, don't gang up on me...hmmmmmm, actually, on second thought, that might be a splendid idea!

[lushus]

Men!

[Need2Know]

Men!

You called?????????????

[Need2Know]

Off Topic

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

[lushus]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

[Need2Know]

Ever wanted to know what the letters on bra sizes stand for? Well here they are:
A: Almost boobs

B: Barley there

C: Can't complain

D: Dang!

DD: Double Dang!

E: Enormous

F: Fake

[Need2Know]

A man was in a long line at the supermarket. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register.
She asked, "What size condoms?"

The customer replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5."

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most men, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants. He did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5."

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.

She asked him to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a quick squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said... "Cleanup, Register 5.”

[Isanah]

You are on roll Ineed2know!

[edward]

[Dick Fitzwell]

MY MY MY...What exposing conversations we are having here today - makes Monday more enjoyable. As a certified master muff diver - I tend to agree with Mr. Fitzwell cocerning the "clean" navigational aspects of skin only down under.

yeah, yeah...you and every other male I know.

(I think it's a big conspiracy run by the razor manufacturing industry.)

Got cream? Actually, we can always get creative with playful designs as well It doesn't really matter, all colors, shapes, sizes and textures are welcome!

I like a little heart shape at the top, but only in a long term relationship of course. A landing strip is also nice, especially to clean off the tongue now and then if need be.

[Need2Know]

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instructions of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

"Who is it?,” calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding the no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice boobs.' says the man." Where do you want the blinds?"

[Dick Fitzwell]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

[Need2Know]

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.
The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle-aged and the final couple was newlywed.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.

"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over."

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

"That's okay," said the man. "We're not welcome in Home Depot either”

[ATA]

I was 14 also......

So was i!