Lets have some fun! (now adult discussion)

[lushus]

Off Topic

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

OMG that is FUNNY!!!!!!

[lushus]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

[Need2Know]

Okay, last one for today:

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture.

He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:

"Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."

[Dick Fitzwell]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Oh well, that failed. I was trying to get you to talk about your fantasy of exploring another woman. keep the thread alive ya know. Not that N2K isn't doing a bang up job.

[Need2Know]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Bashing? Where? lushus, just make sure you don't go too far underneath with that gizmo and smack the family jewels! OUCH

[lushus]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Oh well, that failed. I was trying to get you to talk about your fantasy of exploring another woman. keep the thread alive ya know. Not that N2K isn't doing a bang up job.

N2K is doing a great job keeping this thread alive!
You're doing okay yourself, by the way ..

So, seems most men want the two female thing ..
Am I correct? :

[lushus]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Bashing? Where? lushus, just make sure you don't go too far underneath with that gizmo and smack the family jewels! OUCH

Running away to ---->

[Need2Know]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Oh well, that failed. I was trying to get you to talk about your fantasy of exploring another woman. keep the thread alive ya know. Not that N2K isn't doing a bang up job.

N2K is doing a great job keeping this thread alive!
You're doing okay yourself, by the way ..

So, seems most men want the two female thing ..
Am I correct? :

Why put limitations on our fantasies? I prefer one from every continent with all the battery operated, electrical, rubber and other contraptions I can find!

[BhamMom]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Oh well, that failed. I was trying to get you to talk about your fantasy of exploring another woman. keep the thread alive ya know. Not that N2K isn't doing a bang up job.

N2K is doing a great job keeping this thread alive!
You're doing okay yourself, by the way ..

So, seems most men want the two female thing ..
Am I correct? :

Why put limitations on our fantasies? I prefer one from every continent with all the battery operated, electrical, rubber and other contraptions I can find!

So, N2K. Back to topic. Can you remember the first time?

[MoonShadows]

The first time he had one from every country?

[Need2Know]

Men!

You called?????????????

.. hehehehehehehe ..

Gosh Lush, you do a lot of men bashing, maybe you should try a woman for awhile to ease off that sting some heartless fuck left on you.

Men bashing???
NEVER .. I men ..

Oh well, that failed. I was trying to get you to talk about your fantasy of exploring another woman. keep the thread alive ya know. Not that N2K isn't doing a bang up job.

N2K is doing a great job keeping this thread alive!
You're doing okay yourself, by the way ..

So, seems most men want the two female thing ..
Am I correct? :

Why put limitations on our fantasies? I prefer one from every continent with all the battery operated, electrical, rubber and other contraptions I can find!

So, N2K. Back to topic. Can you remember the first time?

WHY OF COURSE! How could I forget. I was 13 and she was my 17 year old neighbor who I had the hots for BIG TIME. I lived in a building that had a swimming pool and our balcony faced the pool and she would sun bathe and I had binoculars LOL - needless to say that all started when I was about 10 or so and when I went through metamorphosis at 12 - 13 she suddenly started noticing me and being much nicer - since I "filled out" and was doing weights and other sports. I actually looked older than 13 but she new full well how old I was. Suffice it to say that this "trist" lasted well over 2 years and she taught me well. My parents always suspected but never found out. She lived on the second floor and we lived on the fifth; it was a very convenient, mutually satisfying relationship. It stopped when she went off to college After that we moved and I never saw her again - she was not just my first sexual experience but really my first true love She was also VERY HOT!!!!! LOL

[Need2Know]

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings
account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his d esk and replied, "$165,000". The pr esident was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied,
"Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

The origin of this Canadian story is unknown but hilarious!

[LilyPotter]

Okay, last one for today:

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half, but accidentally sends her the bottom half of the picture.

He is really worried when he realizes that he has sent the wrong half. But then he remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says:

"Thank you for the picture. You should change your hair style... it makes your nose look too short."

Oy! That's a pretty good one.