Beth Twitty "Poetry"

[~kaRN]

I'm not much of a poet so if anyone could help me locate words that rhyme with "bar rag", "drunkard", "prostitute", "vile", "horrible plastic surgery", "vodka", "warm beer" and "liar" I would appreciate it.

I'm what you'd call a fucktard, nothing but a drunkard
Bar rag skin tag sucking on a menthol fag
prostitute who likes to flirt
pants to my knees and skin tight shirt
Call me vile all the while y'all donate now to my money pile

My lips are filled and tits all perky
your money bought my horrible surgery
Do you question my right to glow?
I'm a grieving Mother if you don't you know
Warm beer, shed a tear, live in fear, Beth is here

Vodka fuels my madness, some might call it sadness
They don't know I'm classless, tackless bra strapless
Preying on the happless, crying in my bar glass...less
the daughter who ran away, so send more money for my bar tab today.

[Heli]

kaRN -- you took up Wang's mission and a jolly good
effort it is. Mahhhhhvellous and bloody well funny too

[WangChung]

I'm not much of a poet so if anyone could help me locate words that rhyme with "bar rag", "drunkard", "prostitute", "vile", "horrible plastic surgery", "vodka", "warm beer" and "liar" I would appreciate it.

I'm what you'd call a fucktard, nothing but a drunkard
Bar rag skin tag sucking on a menthol fag
prostitute who likes to flirt
pants to my knees and skin tight shirt
Call me vile all the while y'all donate now to my money pile

My lips are filled and tits all perky
your money bought my horrible surgery
Do you question my right to glow?
I'm a grieving Mother if you don't you know
Warm beer, shed a tear, live in fear, Beth is here

Vodka fuels my madness, some might call it sadness
They don't know I'm classless, tackless bra strapless
Preying on the happless, crying in my bar glass...less
the daughter who ran away, so send more money for my bar tab today.

That has million-seller written all over it.

[Abarth]

gedichtje over een 'liefhebbende' moeder

zij is een smerige kanker hoer
en draait iedereen een enorme loer

met haar volgespoten lippen en haar opgeblazen tieten
staat zij in een andere kroeg zich weer vol te gieten

bedriegen, bedonderen, belazeren, bestelen
het welzijn van anderen kan haar niet schelen

maar al is de leugen nog zo snel
de waarheid achterhaalt haar wel

[~kaRN]

I'm not much of a poet so if anyone could help me locate words that rhyme with "bar rag", "drunkard", "prostitute", "vile", "horrible plastic surgery", "vodka", "warm beer" and "liar" I would appreciate it.

I'm what you'd call a fucktard, nothing but a drunkard
Bar rag skin tag sucking on a menthol fag
prostitute who likes to flirt
pants to my knees and skin tight shirt
Call me vile all the while y'all donate now to my money pile

My lips are filled and tits all perky
your money bought my horrible surgery
Do you question my right to glow?
I'm a grieving Mother if you don't you know
Warm beer, shed a tear, live in fear, Beth is here

Vodka fuels my madness, some might call it sadness
They don't know I'm classless, tackless bra strapless
Preying on the happless, crying in my bar glass...less
the daughter who ran away, so send more money for my bar tab today.

That has million-seller written all over it.

Inspired by toi!

[pax]

gedichtje over een 'liefhebbende' moeder

zij is een smerige kanker hoer
en draait iedereen een enorme loer

met haar volgespoten lippen en haar opgeblazen tieten
staat zij in een andere kroeg zich weer vol te gieten

bedriegen, bedonderen, belazeren, bestelen
het welzijn van anderen kan haar niet schelen

maar al is de leugen nog zo snel
de waarheid achterhaalt haar wel

Abarth, can you translate it to English, or should we ask Debbie from Blogs for Natalee to do so?

[Abarth]

gedichtje over een 'liefhebbende' moeder

zij is een smerige kanker hoer
en draait iedereen een enorme loer

met haar volgespoten lippen en haar opgeblazen tieten
staat zij in een andere kroeg zich weer vol te gieten

bedriegen, bedonderen, belazeren, bestelen
het welzijn van anderen kan haar niet schelen

maar al is de leugen nog zo snel
de waarheid achterhaalt haar wel

Abarth, can you translate it to English, or should we ask Debbie from Blogs for Natalee to do so?

Yes I think Debbie would be an excellent choice to translate

But I'll translate the subject: Small poem about a 'loving' mother

[pax]

Cool, thanks Abarth.

I will assume you were not paid by Aruban Law Enforcement for any of your post, lol.

[Abarth]

Cool, thanks Abarth.

I will assume you were not paid by Aruban Law Enforcement for any of your post, lol.

Now that you mention it, I could use a new job !

[pax]

LOL.

I want to be paid to post.



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